if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
Anyone know any place I can watch The Walking Dean on my iPhone?
NO STOP IT RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT BE PUNISHED FOR FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
330+ notes in less than forty minutes and none of you little shits will help me.
Why can’t GIFS be wallpapers like id use this and every time I turned on my phone id be like “deans checking his phone? Guess I should too.”
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.